greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

(Source: longful, via ohshoothannah)

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

(via ohshoothannah)

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

(Source: bluenude2, via ohshoothannah)

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

(via cuddlewithcare)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via cuddlewithcare)

nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

(via status-diplomatique)

"I love that moment. When you’re on a long car ride, or listening to music, or reading. And you completely zone out. You forget your troubles, and everyone around you. You’re focused on that one thing, and that one thing only. You’re content, and everything seems peaceful."

"Not everyone you lose is a loss."

BLACK INTROVERTS UNITE.

lovelykeba:

lifeontheraques:

Nah imma sit here and chill

😂😭😂😭

(Source: 4capproved, via smabdulm)

samuel-vimes:

bakingcheesebuns:

never

ever

ever

ever

  1. ever

ever

e.v.e.r

  • EVER

ask a girl out as a dare

or a boy
or anybody
because that’s shitty as fuck

(via zitao-on-fire)

genderpronouns:

wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

image

(Source: ernbarassing, via peppermintasylum)